Recent Quotes

Elliot: Washington George was our first president, Mom. Whats man was the first president in Africa? What about South Dakota?

Elliot: I love him (Caleb) so much, I have to tackle him.

Elliot: When I grow up I will be a diver and when I find treasure, it will be for you mom. And I won't be a crab.

Maya: Jesse did it! (when pointing to the marker drawings on the floor)

Jesse: Peepee all gone! I DID IT!

Elliot: (After a huge sneeze) Maybe I bless you'd out my coffee.

Elliot: Hey mom! I shall put on my coat and you shall teach me to read.

Elliot: (To Caleb) Let's go upstairs and play science!

Elliot: (To God) Please make it so people with no teeth can eat and not be sad.

Elliot: Mom! I have to go upstairs to draw blood! (Mom -What?!?!) Jesus blood! (He proceeds upstairs and returns with a paper with red dots on it. He tapes it to he door to remind us all.)

Caleb: I'm going to give this box of love to Elliot, then he'll have it with him always.
Elliot: (Midnight) MOM! I can't find my love! My love from Caleb! Find it! I NEED it!

Me: (Last week) Elliot, you can't turn four. You are growing up too fast.
Elliot: Mama, I will love you forever! (Pause) Can I please turn four?