Random kid quotes from 2009

Things I never thought I would say
To Jesse and Maya- No you may not pry open the door with an antler. Just wait for me.

Here, you can use this D for a Diva flag for Maya's bike

To Caleb- How many moms do you know that can do the coffee grinder?

To Elliot- Yes, you will always be my little bear. (As he kisses my arm like Morticia.)
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Jesse comes home from preschool with a gingerbread man proclaiming:
“Mommy, I made this for you! It's a stuffed animal! You can cuddle with him, and hug him.”

Mommy can you take off my curtian so I can go potty? (Jesse, when wearing an apron)

Our selveses (Jesse's version of ourselves)

Clalub (what Maya calls Caleb)

Elliot - Mommy, can people see my thought bubbles?

Jesse - Mommy, look, it's a sky scrape! Pointing to the line left from the jet in the sky

Jesse- Mommy, I have a present for you! It's a surprise! (Really? What is it?) It's LOVE Mommy! 8/29/09

Mommy, why do brothers and sisters love eachother?

Why did God make families?

Maya - My tummy hurts because I need a fever. 10-12-09

Jesse- Smell my kneees! My knees don't smell good. (as he pushes on the potty). Honey, it's not your knees that don't smell good.